By now you all heard about Danny Devito, or as the New York Daily News calls him Danny DeVino drunken appearance on The View, but I know somebody on the inside and they got me this picture. This was cut from the broadcast. Enjoy!
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Danny DeVito drunk??????
By now you all heard about Danny Devito, or as the New York Daily News calls him Danny DeVino drunken appearance on The View, but I know somebody on the inside and they got me this picture. This was cut from the broadcast. Enjoy!
Friday, October 27, 2006
The Introduction
I'm 26 and live in New York, I'm a true hero. A real heroic warrior. Everyday, I do a heroic deed and people appreciate my heroic deeds because I'm so selfless. It's like I don't even exist at all, to me anyways, other people know I exist because I'm always helping them. I'm so selfless, infact I don't even expect a thank you, but I usually get one or atleast a pat on the back.
Someday there WILL be a Hollywood movie made about me and my gratitude. It will surely be a blockbuster. I'm guessing it will make about 450 million domestically and well into the billions internationally. That's way more than Jaws, Ghostbusters, Spiderman, Jurrasic Park, Batman, X-Men, Schindler's List, The Naked Gun: From The Files of the Police Squad!, Dawn of the Dead, Django (all of them, even the fake ones), Make Them Die Slowly, Star Wars, The Terminator, Sense and Sensibilty, Hamburger: The Movie, Hotdog: The Move and Porkies. The Hollywood and Washington elite will flock to the premiere and the after party will be the biggest celebration in the history of our known galaxy. People will be talking about it eons from now. The million dollar champagne fountain will take the spot of the Collosus of Rhodes in the list of the 7 Wonders of the World. That's how big this movie will be. I'll probably donate some of the proceeds to a good cause. That's called philanthrophy.
Someday there WILL be a Hollywood movie made about me and my gratitude. It will surely be a blockbuster. I'm guessing it will make about 450 million domestically and well into the billions internationally. That's way more than Jaws, Ghostbusters, Spiderman, Jurrasic Park, Batman, X-Men, Schindler's List, The Naked Gun: From The Files of the Police Squad!, Dawn of the Dead, Django (all of them, even the fake ones), Make Them Die Slowly, Star Wars, The Terminator, Sense and Sensibilty, Hamburger: The Movie, Hotdog: The Move and Porkies. The Hollywood and Washington elite will flock to the premiere and the after party will be the biggest celebration in the history of our known galaxy. People will be talking about it eons from now. The million dollar champagne fountain will take the spot of the Collosus of Rhodes in the list of the 7 Wonders of the World. That's how big this movie will be. I'll probably donate some of the proceeds to a good cause. That's called philanthrophy.
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