Wednesday, April 09, 2008

3 of My Favorite Things

Let's just say three of my all time favorite things in the whole entire world are suitcases, Christmas and hip hop superstar, Da Brat. So, needless to say, I was totally pumped to the max when the one and only "Rat A Tat Tat" Da Brat showed up on the best game show that involves people choosing a suitcase, "Deal or No Deal." Howie's also a big fan, yo. Now I'm going to share that experience with you, my friends. Try not to cry.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

RIP Evel Knievel

Woah! Two updates in the same day! But this is just to pay respects to Evel Knievel, who died a few days ago, the man who wowed 1970s television audiences with his death defying stunts. Whether it was jumping the fountains of Ceaser's Palace in Vegas or almost dieing trying to jump the Snake River Canyon in makeshift rocket car or beating the shit out of an author, with a baseball bat no less, who wrote a libelous book about him and his family. He was a true American Hero. I'm sure he's in the afterlife right now planning to jump the River Styx.

Anyway, enjoy this Evel Knievel Bio pic creatively titled "Evel Knievel" starring leatherfaced actor George Hamilton.

Predator 2 Ending Confirmed True

Many of you were probably like me and you just couldn't believe the ending of Predator 2. You know the part where Danny Glover enters the Predator ship and one of the Predator's offers him the old cowboy gun as trophy for killing one of his Predator brethren. I was all like, "No way! There was no Predators back in cowboy times! This is total Bullshit! I can't believe they ruined this perfectly fine film by tacking on this totally unbelievable ending!!"

Well guess what? It turned out I was being a little to judgmental. After extensive research and a whole lot of digging around at the National Archives I found this picture that proves without a shadow of a doubt that the ending of Predator 2 was absolutely, 100 percent TRUE! Feast your hungry eyes on this bad boy:

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Robots Need Axle Grease For Easy Joint Movement

I don't know what that title means, but I'm sure it's true. I told myself I was going update this dumb thing on a semi-regular basis, as you can see I told myself a big fat lie. I stink. Oh, Boohoo!

Here's a magnificent short film directed by Alex Winter, who played Bill S. Preston Esquire in the classic movies Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey called "Entering Texas" aka "Bar-B que Movie". As an added bonus, it also stars the BUTTHOLE SURFERS. Enjoy it!

Another good short film I recommend is "My Sweet Satan" by Jim Van Bebber. Unfortunatly it's not on youtube or any of the other dozen video sites out there. If you want it you'll have to buy Van Bebber's "Deadbeat at Dawn", also great. Have a good day!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Behold...An Update!

My second and last post was approximately 9 months ago. This is an update, not much of one but certainly a start.

I put a rad title graphic on the top of the page, got rid of the green trim and changed the background to black. I feel it's much easier on the eyes. I'm going to go stand in the corner now and pout.

High fives all around.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Danny DeVito drunk??????

By now you all heard about Danny Devito, or as the New York Daily News calls him Danny DeVino drunken appearance on The View, but I know somebody on the inside and they got me this picture. This was cut from the broadcast. Enjoy!

Friday, October 27, 2006

The Introduction

I'm 26 and live in New York, I'm a true hero. A real heroic warrior. Everyday, I do a heroic deed and people appreciate my heroic deeds because I'm so selfless. It's like I don't even exist at all, to me anyways, other people know I exist because I'm always helping them. I'm so selfless, infact I don't even expect a thank you, but I usually get one or atleast a pat on the back.

Someday there WILL be a Hollywood movie made about me and my gratitude. It will surely be a blockbuster. I'm guessing it will make about 450 million domestically and well into the billions internationally. That's way more than Jaws, Ghostbusters, Spiderman, Jurrasic Park, Batman, X-Men, Schindler's List, The Naked Gun: From The Files of the Police Squad!, Dawn of the Dead, Django (all of them, even the fake ones), Make Them Die Slowly, Star Wars, The Terminator, Sense and Sensibilty, Hamburger: The Movie, Hotdog: The Move and Porkies. The Hollywood and Washington elite will flock to the premiere and the after party will be the biggest celebration in the history of our known galaxy. People will be talking about it eons from now. The million dollar champagne fountain will take the spot of the Collosus of Rhodes in the list of the 7 Wonders of the World. That's how big this movie will be. I'll probably donate some of the proceeds to a good cause. That's called philanthrophy.