RIP Evel Knievel

Woah! Two updates in the same day! But this is just to pay respects to Evel Knievel, who died a few days ago, the man who wowed 1970s television audiences with his death defying stunts. Whether it was jumping the fountains of Ceaser's Palace in Vegas or almost dieing trying to jump the Snake River Canyon in makeshift rocket car or beating the shit out of an author, with a baseball bat no less, who wrote a libelous book about him and his family. He was a true American Hero. I'm sure he's in the afterlife right now planning to jump the River Styx.

Anyway, enjoy this Evel Knievel Bio pic creatively titled "Evel Knievel" starring leatherfaced actor George Hamilton.

Predator 2 Ending Confirmed True

Many of you were probably like me and you just couldn't believe the ending of Predator 2. You know the part where Danny Glover enters the Predator ship and one of the Predator's offers him the old cowboy gun as trophy for killing one of his Predator brethren. I was all like, "No way! There was no Predators back in cowboy times! This is total Bullshit! I can't believe they ruined this perfectly fine film by tacking on this totally unbelievable ending!!"

Well guess what? It turned out I was being a little to judgmental. After extensive research and a whole lot of digging around at the National Archives I found this picture that proves without a shadow of a doubt that the ending of Predator 2 was absolutely, 100 percent TRUE! Feast your hungry eyes on this bad boy:

Robots Need Axle Grease For Easy Joint Movement

I don't know what that title means, but I'm sure it's true. I told myself I was going update this dumb thing on a semi-regular basis, as you can see I told myself a big fat lie. I stink. Oh, Boohoo!

Here's a magnificent short film directed by Alex Winter, who played Bill S. Preston Esquire in the classic movies Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey called "Entering Texas" aka "Bar-B que Movie". As an added bonus, it also stars the BUTTHOLE SURFERS. Enjoy it!






Another good short film I recommend is "My Sweet Satan" by Jim Van Bebber. Unfortunatly it's not on youtube or any of the other dozen video sites out there. If you want it you'll have to buy Van Bebber's "Deadbeat at Dawn", also great. Have a good day!

Behold...An Update!

My second and last post was approximately 9 months ago. This is an update, not much of one but certainly a start.

I put a rad title graphic on the top of the page, got rid of the green trim and changed the background to black. I feel it's much easier on the eyes. I'm going to go stand in the corner now and pout.

High fives all around.